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"I met THE TARDS family at the game today! What a great bunch of people. You can tell they care about their fans. He even signed my Hat. U can see it at twitpic dot com slash 3d23ff "
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"Make an outfit for Mui Mui for the winter!"
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Available on iTunes & Amazon. http://itunes.app...
Written & Per...
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Available on iTunes & Amazon. http://itunes.app...
Written & Performed by DJ LUBEL -- http://www.facebo...
Directed by BOB MCKEON -- http://www.bob-mc...
Produced by JAKE AVNET
Starring
DJ LUBEL
TARYN SOUTHERN -- http://www.youtub...
SCOTT BAIO
Wrong Hole Lyrics
I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
I knew i would not need my you porn tonight
We go to her place and we fool around
We throw all our clothes...to the ground
We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so extra tight
I hear your cry, i see her frown
I look at the condom, it is all brown
Chorus:
Last Night. oooo
I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry, oooo
from the bottom of my soul
....cause i stuck it in the wrong hole
Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
it's a common accident during doggy, doggy style
It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where i put my wood
I want to make things better want to make things alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)
Chorus:
Bridge:
I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess thats why G-d made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some advit, your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the special olympics
If this was Alabama we would be on trial,
Thats how my mom took my temperature as a child (with a thermometer)
Verse:
I've got a confession, and I think you mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
I don't know baby, I'm no Sodomite
Can't we just try it again tonight....?
Alright!
Chorus:
Every night oooo
I stick it in the wrong hole
It's so much fun,oooo
and we don't need no birth control
When we stick it in the wrong hole.
I stuck in your ass.
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Album on iTunes (Wrong Hole) http://itunes.app...
http://www.facebo...
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Album on iTunes (Wrong Hole) http://itunes.app...
http://www.facebo...
http://www.DJLube...
Directed by Bob McKeon
http://www.Bob-Mc...
Produced by Jake Avnet
Masturbate For Life
Well its prom night, I'm all alone and man I feel so lame.
Across the gym, stands the girl of my dreams but she doesn't even know my name
As I stare my heart skips a beat, she leaves me breathless I can't pretend
I know that I can't offer her much, but I sure beat her douche bag boyfriend
You may never want me
But love for you is true
So everywhere I go girl
I'll be touching myself to you
Oh...I will masturbate to you in the shower
In the cafeteria during lunch hour
Gonna play with myself in my Parents' car...
to you!
Oooh, I will masturbate to you on the beach
In the dentists chair while he's cleaning my teeth
I'll never see you again after tonight
But I will masturbate to you for life
Don't dare you stare and judge me on how I express my love
You can write poetry, me I will rub and tug
I'll never hold you
Lay with you in the sand
Go live your life girl
Cause I'll being making love to my hand
Oh, I will masturbate to you like a fiend
On Martin Luther King Day and duing Halloween
Stroking every single night of Hanukah
Oh, I will masturbate to you over sea's
On the Eiffel tower and while meeting the Queen
Honey go with him, I'll be alright.
Cause I will masturbate to you for life
Life is so lonely without you
There's only so much jerking one guy can do
But why this devotion
I've wasted all my lotion
Baby I was blind but now I can see..
Oh, I will masturbate as you grow old with me
Every single birthday and anniversary
In the delivery room as our first child is born
I will masturbate to you and you alone
Playing with our grandkids in our nursing home
You're the one that I need I must have missed it somehow
But I will masturbate, I will masturbate, I will masturbate..
To you right now.....
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"THANKS TO ALL WHO HAVE SERVED FOR THEIR COUNTRY! HOPEFULLY, THOSE OF YO..."
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"THANKS TO ALL WHO HAVE SERVED FOR THEIR COUNTRY! HOPEFULLY, THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVEN'T WILL GROW SOME, AND SERVE AT LEAST 4 YEARS. IF I DID IT...YOU CAN!"
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He needs the adds if he wants to get paid! its a part of the youtube partnership program
I still don't have gray hair.
I know you have plenty!
Hahahahaha!
Later's man long time no hear from!