Twilight sweeps the MTV Movie Awards. Eminem gets punk'd

Hey Blindivers, Alethea here to bring you more sarcasm...just what you've been waiting for right?

The MTV movie awards took place Sunday May 31st, but I'm thinking maybe they should have been called the Twilight awards instead. The cast and Director walked away with 5 out of the 13 awards.

Eminem gets pissed when a naked ass lands in his face while the rest of the presenter for "Best Male Performance" Sasha Coen, lands in his lap with what we assume is a planned stunt, but Eminem storms out as if he is actually pissed...isnt he always pissed? Eminems preformance prior to Sasha's mishap however was outstanding! Having the style only Eminem can have his show was a success...poor Zac Efron didnt even hear his name called when he won but admited that Sasha's way of presenting was the best ever...

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Summer Line for TNT, FOX, NBC

The Closer June 8th...

Leverage July 16th...

So You Think You Can Dance

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HBO Tudors...

Harry Potter...

Mtv Awards - MovieAwards

Boy George...

Dakota Fanning...

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This is an Out-of-Office reply for ScriptGirl. I'm off on holiday. Please enjoy this highlight/gag reel hosted by a dear, furry friend and I'll be back next week with a new ScriptGirl Weekly Report!

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I felt it was only appropriate to put something up in response to all the coverage of the recent Swine Flu outbreak. Pigs are getting a bad rap on this one. The government is supposedly renaming the virus to H1-N1, but it doesn't seem to be catching on.

SONG LYRICS
Miss Piggy, Arnold Ziffle,
neither has a little sniffle
Porky Pig and Pooh's Piglet
No fever yet

Putnam, Gordy, Toot and Puddle
Not contagious safe to snuggle

Ask Petunia Babe, Noelle
All of them feel well

Wilbur, Hamm Hogzilla too
None of them caused the flu

Wash your hands, wear a mask
How'd this happen, people ask

How it started I don't know
Stay away from Mexico

Now it's in the USA
No one's safe this day and age

Pigs didn't start the swine flu
Blame the laboratory
For this awful Story
Pigs didn't start the swine flu
No we've been betrayed
The strain appears man-made

Viral codes of human flu
Bird influenza's in there too

The only thing i seem to find
People blame the swine

Read the papers, post your blog
Blame it on the lowly hog

Down some aspirin, take a swig
You're infected by the pig

Everyone thinks I'm contagious
Read it on my twitter pages

You can hug me you won't die
Come and hang out in my sty

Eat your dinner throw it up
No one blames it on the pup

Run a temp and get the chlls
Everyone run for the hills

Pigs didn't start the swine flu
Blame the laboratory
For this awful Story
Pigs didn't start the swine flu
No we've been betrayed
The strain appears man-made

Name diseases after pigs
Everyone throws dirty digs

I'm a virus people think
I'm not sick I'm clean and pink

I"m your friend your little buddy
I don't know why you feel cruddy

Don't blame me I'm not the cause
Government should change the laws

People sick across the nation
Looking for a vaccination

Center for disease control
Someone there has got to know

This disease it needs a name Which animals should we defame

Nobody will likely mind
If we named it for an ugly swine

Pigs didn't start the swine flu
Blame the laboratory
For this awful Story
Pigs didn't start the swine flu
No we've been betrayed
The strain appears man-made

The pigs are innocent I tell you
We didn't do anything wrong

We didn't start this disease
But we're taking all the blame.

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