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Entropy Rules!
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The Captain shares his answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. See http://captainbummer.com/ep7 for transcript and sund...
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Sex Sucks! (G-rated version)
captainbummer
6,648 views
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The censored, anniversary edition of everyone's favorite PSA.
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Money Sucks!
captainbummer
2,099 views
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The Captain shows you how to prosper when life gives you lemons. See http://captainbummer.com/ep6 for transcript.
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Food Sucks!
captainbummer
4,384 views
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Captain puts food in perspective for the holidays. See http://captainbummer.com/ep5 for transcript.
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Sex Sucks! (M-rated version)
captainbummer
13,320 views
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The Captain teaches about birds, bees, and bears. See http://captainbummer.com/ep4 for transcript.
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Pets Suck!
captainbummer
7,414 views
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The Captain talks about owning pets. See http://captainbummer.com/ep3 for transcript.
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Space Sucks!
captainbummer
4,132 views
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The Captain discusses astronauts and asteroids. See http://captainbummer.com/ep2 for transcript.
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Life Sucks!
captainbummer
4,371 views
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The Captain introduces his mission in life. See http://captainbummer.com/ep1 for transcript.
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