A quick recap of Lost, seasons 1 through 3, just in case you missed anything.
*********
A quick recap of Lost, seasons 1 through 3, just in case you missed anything.
****************************
Update, to answer some questions:
No, I did not spend very much time on this at all, maybe a couple of hours. Tedious is not the same as time consuming.
No, this is not every single "What?" on the show. I left out a good bunch that didn't fit right. But, yes, these are in chronological order, save the ending.
And no, I am honestly not a Lost fan, let alone obsessive. I've only actually watched Season 1 and a little bit of Season 3. You guys really think I just sat down with pen and paper and watched every episode, waiting? They're called transcripts. Very handy.
I did this cause I thought it would be funny. End of story.
By the way, Disney/ABC, this is Fair Use. It's all in fun, don't be grumpy. =)
****************************
One more update, 04.16.08. No one says "Huh?" or "Hmm?" anywhere. It is 100% pure "What?"
****************************
(more)
(less)
Added: 3 months ago
Views: 343,273
Added: 1 year ago
Views: 15,935
02/26/08 Update: Wow. What was expected to be a short movie that would circulate within a
02/26/08 Update: Wow. What was expected to be a short movie that would circulate within a small circle of friends has turned into something much more very quickly. I'm thrilled that so many people have enjoyed this video but also somewhat mortified that I added this without my daughter's knowledge or consent. Maybe someday she will find some humor in it.
Comments: Have been disabled. I think they have run their course. To those who have sent positive comments, thank you very much. You've made us appreciate what we have even more than we already do. To those of you who've said you've changed your mind about having children, well, have at it. :)
Business inquiries/agents: Thanks for your interest. At the current time we have no intention of exposing our little one to the destroyer of youth that is the entertainment industry (with the exception of Star Wars, heh). Hopefully if she chooses to follow this path on her own someday she will find a door still open for her.
Other things:
She has never seen Pokemon so I don't think she's making a reference to the ball on that show. I think she just means pokey ball as in "a ball that is pokey." (And yes, I know what the pokey balls really are! Stop emailing :) )
Three year olds can't read. I'm sure there are exceptions to that rule.
-------------------------------------
Here is my daughter, age 3, explaining the plot of Star Wars Episode IV.
She explained the whole movie to me in much greater detail but unfortunately I didn't have the camera going. When I finally caught her talking about the movie again she delivered this truncated, but still funny, version.
Edit: Thank you all for the nice comments. Maybe I will print them out for her and someday and when she's all growed up she'll get to read them herself.
A little more about the video: She wasn't coached to say anything, nor was she forced to make the video. She rarely stops talking. Those of you with children understand this: sometimes it's harder to turn the faucet off than to turn the faucet on.
Believe it or not, she has the seem the movie only once, and I spread it out over 3 days so it wouldn't be too much all at once for her.
The video was edited to make it shorter, more cohesive and hopefully funnier. I did move some of the lines around so it would make more sense.
(more)
(less)
Added: 4 months ago
Views: 8,097,290
|
Racism has met its match...here comes Anti-Racism Girl!
Added: 5 months ago
Views: 22,373
Retarded Fan Fiction by: squirrelking Narration by: blind51de
http://www.fanfiction.net/s
Retarded Fan Fiction by: squirrelking Narration by: blind51de
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Cons equences
Remember to subscribe!
MAKING 2ED ONE VERY SOON, SO STAY TUNED!.
John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.
John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon.
The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".
John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.
"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said
"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.
"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.
John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.
John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place" and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house" and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.
Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.
When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said "John Freeman! Over here!" so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.
Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said "thanks i could help, bro" and Gordon Freeman said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.
The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said "NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and John Freeman walked real fast out.
John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.
"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.
to be continued..?
THANKS DESTRUCTOID FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS FARK FOR THE POST! :D
THANKS KOTAKU FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS BOING BOING TV FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS JOYSTIQ FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS GAME REVOLUTION FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS NEATORAMA FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS GAMEVIDEOS FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS FILEFRONT FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS VIDEO SHIFT FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS CANNED GEEK FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS AUSTRALIAN GAMER FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS HALOLZ FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANK YOU PC GAMER UK FOR THE MAGAZINE ARTICLE! :D
THANK YOU PSM3 UK FOR FEATURING ME IN YOUR DVD! :D
If anyone sees this video anywhere else on the internet, please message me.
(more)
(less)
Added: 5 months ago
Views: 813,415
This is David Attenborough's rated number 1 TV moment. The amazing Lyre Bird with is super
This is David Attenborough's rated number 1 TV moment. The amazing Lyre Bird with is superb sounds imitations! It is very real, and truly amazing. Research this bird anywhere on the net. This bird can imitate/mimic a Camera, Chainsaws & Car Alarms. www.naturalbushcraft.co.uk
(more)
(less)
Added: 1 year ago
Views: 652,663
|
My other account got deleted (sorry!) So i'll be uploading my videos over the coming days.
My other account got deleted (sorry!) So i'll be uploading my videos over the coming days. Elliott Smith covering John Lennon's "Jealous Guy" 2-5-98 Atlanta, GA.
(more)
(less)
Added: 1 year ago
Views: 79,658
Brillant and i dunno what to write in that space so stfu and let me upload that damn video
Brillant and i dunno what to write in that space so stfu and let me upload that damn video.
(more)
(less)
Added: 2 years ago
Views: 234,975
a short video summarizing some of the most important characteristics of students today - h
a short video summarizing some of the most important characteristics of students today - how they learn, what they need to learn, their goals, hopes, dreams, what their lives will be like, and what kinds of changes they will experience in their lifetime. Created by Michael Wesch in collaboration with 200 students at Kansas State University.
Music by Try^d: http://tryad.org/listen.html
Download higher quality wmv:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ajm0lzxh223
mov version:
http://www.mediafire.com/?3xbhmdmsfmd
More information:
http://mediatedcultures.net/ksudigg/?p=119
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons
Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 License. So you are welcome to download it, share it, even change it, just as long as you give me some credit and you don't sell it or use it to sell anything.
(more)
(less)
Added: 8 months ago
Views: 2,453,325
|
