For: Bernard Jeffrey "Bernie Mac" McCullough

AP - Washington, D.C. (January 27, 2010) - The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) issued a statement today stating that they have released an audio/video transmission from the Voyager 2 spacecraft (launched in 1977) to the general public. The transmission is showing it to have been pulled into what appears to be a "multicolored wormhole" in space. (A "wormhole" is a hypothetical shortcut between two points in spacetime, permitting faster-than-light travel.) The transmission from Voyager 2 not only contains proof of the existence of a wormhole but also captures a significant event happening after the approach of what is believed to be the speed of light. After viewing the Voyager 2 transmission, NASA scientists were shocked, stunned, baffled and refused to make any comment.