Young Money Feat. Lil Wayne - Bed Rock PARODY (Internet Stalk)

Written by: Frank Hwang

Music and vocals by: Kevin Lien http://www.youtube.com/kevinlienmusic

Special thanks:
Jon, Cindy, Shaun, and Mike

Everyone does it, just admit it, you've all stalked someone on Facebook or Myspace before. Especially if they are hot ;-)

Lyrics:
[intro]
i-i-i-i can internet stalk
i-i-i-i can internet stalk girl
i-i-i-i can internet stalk
i-i-i-i can internet stalk

[part 1]
i'm not a creepy dude
i'm really not that bad
my face is so-so, but i almost have abs
my only issue, is that i am shy
when it comes to girls, i just can't say hi
give 'em an awkward smile, they tell me to leave
i failed with every girl on my school's soccer team
but really it's okay
cause if she knew me
i'm completely sure
that she'd choose me

(0:39)
so for now i stalk cause stalking is just my way
to get to know her from a distance at a nice pace
find out her interests first, this is not a game
(immediately)look at all this info that i got from just her full name
her favorite movie (notebook)
is the same as mine!
her favorite book too! this must be a sign! (twilight)
so much to find, there is no shame
i just hit the jackpot
HER SCREEN NAME

[chorus] (1:05)
(okay)
Oh, baby
I'm that slightly awkward dude,
shady
Is the name you call me too,
lately,
your page is the sweet spot
I know all your info
i can internet stalk girl
i-i-i-i can internet stalk
i-i-i-i can internet stalk girl
i-i-i-i can internet stalk
i-i-i-i can internet stalk

[part 2] (1:31)
she may not know
i follow everything
facebook updates primarily
between that, and her twitter too
i follow her updates like breaking news
every little bit
there's none i miss
when she eats LUNCH
dinner and breakfast
when she gets up, and when she goes to bed
every night when she does i kiss her softly on the head

[part 3] (1:56)
her favorite sushi roll, how she hates wasabi
forever 21
shopping is her favorite hobby
i like to browse her pics, to click the like button
i'd rather click "i love it" it's a shame it's not an option
and when i'm feeling bold, i'll send her a poke
i hope it makes her wonder why it is we've never spoke (who is this?)
and i hope this time, she pokes me back
until then there's 3 new pics
brb she just got tagged

[chorus]
(okay)
Oh, baby
I'm that slightly awkward dude,
shady
Is the name you call me too,
lately,
your page is the sweet spot
I know all your info
i can internet stalk girl
i-i-i-i can internet stalk
i-i-i-i can internet stalk girl
i-i-i-i can internet stalk
i-i-i-i can internet stalk (less info)