"Changing your looks and lifestyle to please someone is a waste of time because if they really love you -- they will accept you for who you are."

"I'm the one who's gonna die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want."

"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."

"I take all of my dreams, blow them into balloons, then float them out into the universe. And the only way I know they've gotten where they needed to go, is when they start coming true."

"Some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle or end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity."




"I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death."

"How dare you open a space man's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets!"

"What happened to you?
One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister."

"All right, all right! If I send out the troops, will you all come down?
Yes, yes, we promise!
O-KAY! Save your batteries."

"Ah, ha. B-3.
Miss. G-6.
Aw, you sunk it!
Are you peeking?
Hey, quit your whining and pay up.
No, no, not the ear. Gimme the nose.
How 'bout 3 out of 5?"

"It's a...
It's A WHAT? WHAT IS IIIITTTTT?
Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!
Way to go, idiot!
No, no, turn 'em around! Turn 'em around!
He's putting them in backward!
Hey, you're putting 'em in backwards!
PLUS IS POSITIVE! MINUS IS NEGATIVE! Oh, let me!
Red alert! Red alert! He's is coming upstairs!
...juvenile intrusion, repeat! Assume your positions now!
HE'S COMING! Everybody back to your places! Hurry!"