DUKE NUKEM!!

Skype: Xaragon64DS

SONU Team still has this, but I don't use it often, there's also the Deviant Art version: http://s4.zetaboards.com/SO...
READ THIS:
http://gamebabble.wordpress...
and
http://gamebabble.wordpress...

And this is probably the funniest f**king thing I read all day:
http://www.destructoid.com/...

And I found these websites that were pretty cool:
http://xaragon64ds.devianta...
http://www.youtube.com/user...

I am here today in an honorable attempt at shutting up the voice war that's begun since recent Sonic the Hedgehog games.
If you think I'm a troll, I will not deny that I am one, but please listen:
I am trying to SILENCE issues in the Sonic fanbase. I may be unsuccessful, but I will try to make people realize what matters about games. It's not the graphics, it's not the voice acting, it's the GAMEPLAY! My goal is not to offend people and ruin their reputations, but to show them the light and set aside their differences to be friends with their fellow Sonic fans. I am a retrofan, but I do enjoy some of the recent games. Sonic's "new look" is only the result of Chaos Energy mutations, they are temporary but can last for extended periods of time.

I do have respect for my clients, even if I strongly disagree with them.

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PINGAS =/= PINESS

"I gotta start comparing things with sex! Sonic 3 is like a busty woman's left breast and Sonic & Knuckles is like the right breast, and you NEED to play with both of them together."
-Xaragon64DS/RobotnikVoiceFan

ACHIEVEMENTS:
-Asshole: Be called an asshole on an uploaded Video
-Kinda Popular: Acquire 50 subscribers.
-More Popular: Acquire 100 subscribers.
-Group Leader: Create a group.
-Popular Group: Acquire 50 group members.
-More Popular Group: Acquire 100 group members.
-Friendly: Make 50 friends.
-Reporter: Favorite a rant you requested someone to make.
-Failure: Be added to a Fail list.
-Redeemer: Be removed from a Fail list.
-Informer: Be mentioned for contributing to the Sonic Fanboy Trivia before the series ended.

I am Doctor Ivo Robotnik, some know me as Doctor Eggman, my Japanese alias. I first appeared in the game, Sonic the Hedgehog for the Sega Genesis, I was so awesome.
I weigh roughly 400 pounds, I have a really sexy mustache, and I might talk about my PINGAS occasionally. I want you to watch my favorites! I favorite videos that have to do with: Robotnik, Sonic, YTP, eggs, Fanboy wars, etc.
A lot of people reply to my channel comments with "@Robuttnik," that means they think my butt is f**kin' sexy, regardless of their orientation.

Dear people: Unlike most trolls, I don't go around trolling people for the hell of it, there is certain criteria to be my client. If you notice that you're being trolled, there is a reason. My clients will receive my treatment if they boast stupid arguments over the dumbest sh*t about Sonic games. An example would be to petition or boycott a game that other people want. If someone is being a fag because Sonic doesn't give this girl tail, rabid complaints about Sonic's miscellaneous properties, or if they're just being a dumbass, please share this information with the doctor. (ME!)

"Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep bangin' your BREASTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN until you get the first DOSAGE of my comeuppance!"
—Chris, Kacey Phone Call

"That comment could make one piss colors they've never seen before."

I have all main Sonic games.

Teh 10 Commandments of Sonic Faggotry:
1. Thou shall like every Sonic game with black-eyed Sonic.
2. Thou shall not enjoyst any game with characters of colored eyes.
3. Though shall worship AKnotHoleResident, Sonic, and Sally as your gods and no one else.
4. Thou shall masturbate to pictures of classic Sonic at least twice a day. Wah OOMPH Wah OOMPH!
5. Thou shall react like a retard after watching the trailer for Sonic 4.
6. Thou shall judge every videogame by the boxart and character design.
7. Thou shall judge a game with 5 seconds of footage.
8. Thou shall have intercourse with Sonic plushies, (the smaller, the better).
9. Thou art an old skool fan, anyone who likes one new skool Sonic game is a new skooler, regardless of if Sonic 3K or CD is their favorite game.
10. Thou art MasturBAAAAAIIIITIIINNNNNG!
WAH OOMPH WAH OOMPH
RUNGED!


A white man said, Rainbow people are not allowed here.
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK.
When I grew up I was TAWL!,
When I'm sick I'm on PILLS,
When I go in the sun I'm TOAST,
When I'm cold I WAS FROZEN TODAY,
When I die I am ROYCO, CUP-A-SOUUUP!
But you sir
When you are born you're a BEHBEH
When you grow up you're Robotnik,
When you're sick, you're masturBAITING!,
When you go in the sun you turn into ME,
When you're cold you turn into a SHARK WITH TITS,
And when you die you turn into SMOKE.
And you have the nerve to call me SPARTA??
Then the men raped a furry, the end.
Put this on your page if you f**kin' HATE racism.