Twas the night of Beta

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray that Blizzard picks my peeps.
On work tomorrow I will bail,
if Blizzard sends me sweet e-mail.

I'll download the client and stand in line,
for them freakin' servers to come back online.
I'll lag and dc and cuss and berzerk,
I'll call the support dude a freakin' jerk.

Of course I installed it correctly 8 times,
I reset my modem and rechecked all my lines.
I deleted the WTF folder again and again..
Oh wait... what's that! I'm in! I'M IN!!!

Character selection, but nothing to see..
Damn toon copy que says 2 days maybe 3.
Screw it I say.. I'll just roll a new toon.
A Worgen or Goblin... OH CRAP clicked too soon!

A female dwarf hunter, what lame crap is that?
Hit ESC, click delete, "Are you sure?" Oh hell yeah.
Now make a chick Worgen Rogue named "InHeat4U"
Black hair, red eyes and a "No Vampires" tattoo.

Loading screen, Loading screen, Loading screen, SPLAT!
The mouse ain't responding, WTF's up with that?
"World Server is Down now.. please try again"
I've been up all night now, it's morning... past 10.


I try to log back in, but to no avail.
Authenticator server's down.. what utter and complete fail!
Screw it.. I'm sleepy. I'm going to bed.
While dreams of Cataclysm unfold in my head.

AMEN

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