About ItsAboutJesusJizz
Imagine Jesus Christ, the King of Kings and the Lord of Lords, seated in heaven at the right hand of God, who is also Jesus, but who is also God. Now imagine a pathetic loser named Glenn kneeling reverently before Jesus at his glorious throne. Now imagine Jesus with an enormous boner, as he beckons Glenn to come shine his throbbing almighty knob. And there YOU are too, watching the whole thing from outside the pearly gates because some asshole had locked the gate behind him on the way inside. Next imagine that Jesus sees you watching eagerly from outside, and opens wide the gate to let you inside as well. You joyously skip through the heavenly portal and join in the lordly love-fest just in time for Jesus and Glenn to spooge all over ya like the oil running down Aaron's beard.
Imagine Jesus Christ, the King of Kings and the Lord of Lords, seated in heaven at the right hand of God, who is also Jesus, but who is also God. Now imagine a pathetic loser named Glenn kneeling reverently before Jesus at his glorious throne. N...