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You can own the new and improved version of Tetris With Lyrics in crystal-clear CD quality on the brentalfloss CD, available on iTunes here http://...
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You can own the new and improved version of Tetris With Lyrics in crystal-clear CD quality on the brentalfloss CD, available on iTunes here http://j.mp/BF-on-iTunes and Amazon here http://amzn.com/B003J9D26I You can also buy the physical version (a must for any collector) at http://screwattackstore.com !
Buy the brentalfloss t-shirt at http://screwattackstore.com
By the way, for all of you who prefer to get offended by everything that crosses your path, please know that this video is a joke. I just think it's interesting that women tend to love puzzle games more than men.
Ya turds.
LYRICS:
ONE TWO THREE FOUR
Shapes made of four colored blocks like a T or a box
Come down like falling bricks
You can place them in rows, but everybody knows
That they made this game for chicks (HEY!)
Mom just loves to flip and stack
Grandma says this shit is like crack! (Well it is!)
This is the game girls deserve, there is no learning curve
Which makes it great for noobs
It will fill you with glee, especially if you have a vaj and boobs (HEY!)
Your mom loves it
Mine does too
Call me sexist, bitch it's still true (just kidding about the bitch part)
Deep in a girl's dainty brain, there's a spot near a vein
Which regulates their bliss (The T-spot)
Once they see falling blocks, the T-spot unlocks
And they start to sing like this (SING!)
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
WE LOVE TETRIS, LA LA LA LA
Here is a trick I have learned
To avoid getting burned
When you piss off your chick
If you sing this on key,
Immediately she'll forget that you're a dick (Try it!)
LA LA LA LA (I'm still mad.) LA LA LA (Is that the Tetris song?)
LA LA LA LA (I love tetris!) LA LA LA (Im happy now.)
Tetris helps when chicks want to neuter us (Snip, snip, snip)
If you love it, you probably have a uterus!
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This video is dedicated to Dana and Drew Aber, probably the two coolest people who would claim to be brentalfans.
By the way, I never post my records because I think it's kind of petty, but today (12 14 08) this video was the #1 featured gaming video in 23 countries and the #43 most viewed video today.
BrentMas FTW.
Bonus fact: If you listen close around 1:18, you can hear me laughing at myself. I didn't catch it till after I uploaded the video. I guess I was laughing after one of my "LA LA LA LA" takes...
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I'm thrilled cause a new season of Doctor Who is almost here! Whovians, cheer with me =) I'm here with a season 5 tribute (Doctor/Amy mostly). So i...
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I'm thrilled cause a new season of Doctor Who is almost here! Whovians, cheer with me =) I'm here with a season 5 tribute (Doctor/Amy mostly). So i hope you gonna like it =))
Song -- edIT -- Ants
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NEITHER CLIPS NOR SONGS I USE IN MY VIDS. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED. ALL MY VIDS ARE FOR FUN AND ENTERTAINMENT ONLY!
PS: big thanks to sxephil for featuring my vid on his The Philip DeFranko Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAxUCpBD_yo)
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Anya Marina covers T.I's "Whatever You Like"
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Blunty is on a mission to sample each and every video game themed cocktail and Shot on the specialty menu at the ManaBar, Australia's first video g...
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Blunty is on a mission to sample each and every video game themed cocktail and Shot on the specialty menu at the ManaBar, Australia's first video game bar!
"Featuring next generation video game systems available to play 7 days a week with the latest, greatest, and most social games available. You'll even be able to play games before they're released!
With unique events every night of the week, exclusive prizes and giveaways, and the ability to buy new games behind the bar as well!
The Mana Bar is one of Australia's most funky drinking venues, with a unique selection of drinks and custom cocktails on offer.. Curently located in Brisbane and opening early 2011 in Melbourne!"
http://www.manabar.com.au/
HUGE thanks to the crew at the Manabar for being superb hosts for my Alcoholic experiment, it was an unforgettable experience.
HEALTH POTION
A reinvigorating tipple built on a foundation of Bacardi Superior Rum, flavoured with Disaranno Amaretto then balanced with a splash of fresh lemon juice. Shaken with a touch of Triple sec and served straight up with a large measure of cranberry juice.
MANA POTION
An exhilarating blend of 42 Below Vodka, apple pressé and the bluest of Blue Curacao's, all shaken with fresh lime and charged with sparkling white wine served straight up.
OCARINA OF LIME
Masses of Bacardi Superior Rum smashed with fresh lime, mint leaves, sweetened with a teaspoon of brown sugar and blended with sparkling water.
ANGEL ISLAND
Passionfruit Pulp blended with Bombay Sapphire Gin shaken with fresh lemon and gomme syrup, served long then lengthened with a giant splash of chilled soda water.
BREATH OF FIRE
A giant slug of 42 Below Vodka blended with pulverised ginger root and tabasco sauce, with a fresh hit of lime topped up with Bundaberg Ginger Beer.
Last on the list of specialty cocktails was the
PRINCESS PEACH
Light long refreshing peach-flavoured attack with a large measure of Bombay Sapphire Gin, fresh lemon juice and Australian peaches muddled with a touch of peach liquor, served long and topped with sparkling water.
SHOTS
RED VS BLUE
A dual layer of Blue Curacao above DeKuyper Sour Grapefruit & raspberry cordial fight colourfully to the death.
PURPLE TENTACLE
A sweet, fruity combination of 42 Below Passionfruit Vodka, DeKuyper Apple Schnapps and grenadine. And it's purple.
THE IMP
A mischievous integration of Blavod and Opal Nera (Black Sambuca) for a liquorice-flavoured kick in the teeth.
CLOUD STRIFE
A tasty sour blend of Cazadores Blanco Tequila, lime juice and Triple Sec with a backhand of DeKuyper Mandarin Schnapps.
THE SHAMBLER
McKenna Bourbon and Southern Comfort with a dash of Taric Acid create a monstrous challenge for the real men.
FINISH HIM
42 Below Vodka, tomato juice, garlic, Tabasco sauce, salt and pepper go together to execute a bloody fatality.
CHOCO ISLAND
A chocolatey mix of Hennessy Cognac and Dark Cacao lurking tastily beneath whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles.
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much love,
Justin