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Name:
Messiah Jesus III
Channel Views:
24,492
Total Upload Views:
15,301
Style:
Spiritual
Age:
26
Joined:
Jan 21, 2011
Last Visit Date:
3 hours ago
Subscribers:
127
Website:
From under the bridge I troll, awaiting Gayhooal's return.
About Me:
I am but one of few remaining Trolls of Gayhooal. Built for combat, breed for war, We Trolls of Gayhooal were once the most powerful race to ever roam this earth. Even rumored to be descendants from TrollFace himself. Taught never to retreat, never to surrender, taught that Lulz on the internets is the greatest glory a Troll could achieve in his life. Empires would kneel before our feet. Until the Elder Gods themselves resented our creation which led to our destruction.
From the rubles of our Great civilization I troll, rebuilding brick by brick in hope that Troll peace may once again prosper.
I am simply known as Puppet Master for I make use of Youtube peasents by violating them with the Legendary Strings of Gayhooal forever enchained into eternal bondage shall they do my bidding, whenever I please. More than often I choose to make them dance on this here channel giving me views and unintentionally making them hit the subscribe button. Arrogantly insisting they are free but truly knowing that they are eternal slaves of Gayhooal.
An UnTrollAbleTroll, this is what I have become as a result of my training, teaching me how to penetrate the human mind through Trolling. A penetration so deep that some cultures consider it rape.
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List of Mind Trolled victims:
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NBlunierProductions
DestructiveAmbition
assy02
MikhaelaC
jewlibeandreadful
Uhthenuh
Pyro2000x
AuSLeNDeRiN90
RickyDawg101
VinMechaSamurai
crysomemore1
RickyDawg101
haixu1234
mrFragaz
Huhmasta
nintendorulz300
blackhound90
lrwr14
indoom666
Safania98
DuncanTalks
AGNTRamen
JB4eva
Aquamarine264875
AssassinsBreed
speaker3600
WilliamBroichYAY
ExplicitPlatinum
speaker3600
crissrocksangel
everybodydancenow16
BlackOpsYouth
EasyBreasyBeautifull
iiConfusions
serefinacat
sararudd92
JSKish11
TailsBit
Jonathangoad1985
ravage154
Jon4Lakers
OfficialFayDFlourite
lastswordfighter
WorldsOfDigital
josephexell
MrShadowz1337
incinerator327
TheSuperGamefreak
CyberTrollPolice
UTubeTrollPolice
xbox360fan52
HYPERDRIVE0095
ryan9169
0lw5
ColibriAnna08
DemonLordRanmaru
jjalepeno55
PathOfTroll
ohmanit
UnrealGold571
trophythelove
ermaslv44
PedoBearsSon
Expect Moar.
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List of People That Deleted
Their Accounts because of me.
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JonathanGoad1985
(New Account TheJonathanGoad)
CyberTrollPolice
UTubeTrollPolice
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List of Quadnarks:
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Jonathangoad1985
PrincessPeachSMB
1098kittycat
xPrincessPeachyx
TheWoodyWoodpecker10
iamlightboo
kortez4001
superjoey189 (Also known as faggot)
WorldsOfDigital
TrulyPrincessPeach
InfernaTheDragon
DemonLordRanmaru
What is a Quadnark you ask?
Quadnarks are sworn enemies of The Trolls of Gayhooal. They are an advanced breed of homosexuals, trained and raised in Quadnarkia sent across the world to fulfill their only purpose. To befriend other Quadnarks and have gay anal sex with them until collapsing from exhaustion.
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Put this on your channel to laugh at all
of those who died in 9/11 /2001
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The Holocaust never happened, and if it did it was funny
Hometown:
Gayhooal
Country:
Germany
Occupation:
Possessional Troll
Schools:
Troll Elementary
Interests:
Trolling
Movies:
The Troll Trilogy
Music:
Gayhooal National Anthem
Books:
The Bible of Gayhooal
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