SHORT SHORTZ

Q&A

Q: So, why do your videos suck?

A: What?

Q: You Heard Me

A: Bitch GTFO!

Q: Do you believe that Q&A's on a page are clichéd.

A: Kindah, you asked for this.

Q: Why are there so many gay musicals on your favorites, Who cares about Sweeney Todd anyways?

A: HEY!!!!!!!!

Q: Do you masterbate?

A: No.

Q: Are you sure?

A: Yeah.

Q: Not Even once?

A: Not ever.

Q: Do you kiss your grandma with that penis?

A: Huh?

Q: Why do you only talk to BionicPivot?

A: Well-

Q: Do you have any real outside friends?

A: No...

Q: How does that make you feel?

A: WHY!!! *SOB* DADDY WHY DIDN'T YOU LOVE ME!!!

Q: Did you ever have a childhood sweetheart?

A: Yes...

Q: Did she love you back?

A: NOOOOOOO!

Q: Is she one of your youtube friends?

A: No.

Q: Where can I find her?

A: Why?

Q: So I can fuck her and prove I'm better than you.

A: Why?

Q: You are a fuck-hole

A: WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN TO ME!!

Q: Did this woman not love you because you masturbate too much?

A: I don't masturbate!!!!!

Q: Hehehehe.

A: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG!!!

Q: Fuck-hole!!!!

A: What is your name?

Q: Eli.

A: What is your youtube name?

Q: Cumonass.

A: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, that makes sense.

Q: What?

A: This interview is over I'll be damned If i am going to have my spirit destroyed by some fatass who hates the Spill crew now go fuck you're gay ass Transformer DVD!!

Q: *Runs away crying@

A: Heheheheh YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!!!!

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