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URGENT! URGENT! URGENT!
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EARTH (AP)
The long-awaited fourth album by Only Ed and The Almost, NEVER LEARNS, has been unleashed on a suspecting world! 15 Tracks in superior, non-DRM, hi-bit MP3 await you at CD Baby. Downloadable this very instant! Less than 54 cents a song! Is Ed an artist or a cheap hooker? Click the album pics below for all the details! Or hell, just go here: http://cdbaby.com/cd/onlyed4

**UPDATE**UPDATE**
"NEVER LEARNS" is now live on iTunes!
You have been warned...

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OEaTA's Top-15 iTunes tracks:
(Cheap--Buy 'em by the sack!)

1. Ringtone Retard
2. People With Jobs
3. Only Ed and The Almost
4. When I'm Drunk
5. All The Riffs Are Gone
6. Nip Slip
7. Monkeys With Diapers
8. Nano Man
9. Circle Jerk
10. Waiting For My Suicide
11. Very Blue Hawaii
12. She Stole My Beer
13. Jingle Bells
14. It's Not Me, It's You
15. Who Will Stop The Beat?

ONLY ED AND THE ALMOST is one human bean named Ed. He wrote all but a handful of the songs here and he played most of the instruments and he made all the videos. Here's the short bio for those of you still reading: Ed was conceived then born, lived for a while, took piano lessons, went to college and learned things, got out and continued to live and learn for a long time, acquired some musical devices and a microphone, wrote and recorded a bunch of songs, formed Only Ed and The Almost in 2003 and released four CDs to date: SO FAR, SO ALMOST (2004), ONLY A RUMOR (2005), NANO MAN (2006) and NEVER LEARNS (2007). These actual compact disks reside at CD Baby, where they are building an awesome dust collection. The far-more-popular and instantly available digital downloads of Ed's music are loafing about at Apple iTunes (United States, UK, Europe & Japan), CD Baby, PayPlay, Emusic and at least 53 other places too. You may sample the first 2 minutes of every song and purchase all things Only Ed by clicking the handy links below. Tell your friends. Tell your enemies! Or simply do nothing at all. It's ok.

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SO FAR, SO ALMOST (2004)
A Very Fine Fellow / When I'm Drunk / What Would Jesus Do? / People With Jobs / Him Again / All The Riffs Are Gone / I Removed The Tag / We Said / I Don't Have The Blues / My Computer Is Dead / She Stole My Beer / Robot Soldiers Phone Home / I'm Busy / When I'm Karaoke Drunk / Old-Fashioned / Fairy Tale / Chronically Untitled / Kids' Stuff / No Name

ONLY A RUMOR (2005)
Only Ed and The Almost / Then You Leave / I Didn't Think / Church Bus / Sunday Morning / Please Review My Song / The British Are Loopy / Sonnet 145 / I'll Go / Very Blue Hawaii / Wasting Your Time / You Know You Know / Waiting For My Suicide / Bonkers Beethoven

NANO MAN (2006)
Nip Slip / Circle Jerk / Ringtone Retard / Nano Man / When Jesus Cries / Go And Come / Who Will Stop The Beat? / Monkeys With Diapers / The Mohammed Song / Mary Had A Little Lamb / It's Not Me, It's You / Jingle Bells

NEVER LEARNS (NOW!)
Glek And Torg Pick Up An Earth Station / You're My Loser / Love-30 / Stan / Fluffy The Cat / Ed's Little Bossa / Screw You, Polar Ice Caps / Between Zero And Six / Bone Of Contention / There's Something In My Soup / Scotch And Sunday / Leave The Gun, Take The Cannolis / Rage Against The Cuisine / She Stole My Beer (Demo) / Solitude (Demo)

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NEW! Click the album covers below to download high quality, DRM-free, MP3 versions of the entire Only Ed and The Almost catalog. You get the album art and liner notes too, cheaper and at a better bitrate than iTunes! Do it for...The Children!

Website URL: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZ...