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OneGuyToRuleThemAll
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Joined: March 25, 2007
Last Login: 1 week ago
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I am personally a very nice person, just don't get me mad or I might just kill you. That said, I would like to welcome you to my channel of torment and anguish, where you get to watch my movies, or babble mindlessly to my comment board.

I like movies. I like to make movies. Do you? No? Then what exactly are you doing here? It is a video sharing website, people, not MySpace, treat it as such. Don't have a camera? You can get a video converter, that's how I get all my footage and crap. Off of YouTube itself. And make them enjoyable to watch. Make something that's both good and less than a minute long? Good. Very good. You're learning. Now get out there, and make some videos!

I like to destroy evil people.
Name: Coltono Beem
Age: 15
I am not a normal person. Do not treat me like a normal person. In fact, just die. That is, if you are a fool. Which is pretty much everyone that visits this channel. Like Marty129, or Muaguana. Or those foolish Australian people who have no mind. No, 102, I am not talking about you.

Going to take me down? It amuses me to see the little drones of society attempting to work together to "take me down", when you could be doing more worth-while things like conversing in leet-speak or practicing atheism. But, instead you insist on taking ten minutes out of your precious day to make a video about me. Thanks for the help!

Want to support my crazy plans to take over YouTube? Well first, get off the drugs. Then, proclaim your hate of the "novels" Maximum Ride, and vow to take down James Patterson's marketing tool to ensnare younger readers, to destroy the puke-worthy MaxRideTV channel here on YouTube. That's step 1.
City: Orlando, FL
Hometown: Souix City, IA
Country: United States
Occupation: Taking over YouTube.
Companies: Coltono Productions
Interests and Hobbies: Writing, filming videos, editing, paint ball, shooting people that annoy me, laughing at people who call me Hitler, putting up with the slime sector of YouTube, and, of course, not caring who hates me, just sitting back and watching them make fools out of themselves.
Movies and Shows: Not Eragon, NO!!!!!!!!! The Matrix, Star Wars, Transformers(G1,BW,BM,RiD,Movie)
Music: Not Eragon's soundtrack, NO!!!!!!!!! What the heck is music?
Books: Not Eragon, NO!!!!!!!!! Redwall and all subsequent books.
Website: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?...
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Comments (101)
 
youwerecool | December 04, 2007
what? who are you?
sandtoad | December 01, 2007
japan wants to kill me!!! help!!!!
IGproduction24 | November 30, 2007
hey wats up?? how are things??
im looking for new friends on youtube
to check out my video's!!!in i was wondering
if you can check them out there short,comedy
good Entertaining videos!!!!
1stEditionFilms | November 22, 2007
Why do you always get bad comments? whats with the people on youtube!
PhillipWagner45895 | November 11, 2007
star wars is for nurds get tha fucmk off youtube youy panzies
Keliiholokai89 | November 05, 2007
Bra shut ur FUCKIN MOUTH!!!!!!! u FUCKIN HAOLE!!!!!!!
Da music composer they had for Transformer the Movie did a great job.
Ey, i got one idea, why dont u worry about ur own fat ASS and stop leaving stupid comments on youtube about this movie, Hah, u probably jealous cause Shaia is way hotter then u, LMAO!!!!!!!!
1stEditionFilms | November 04, 2007
sounds sweet
ScarletHeartFire | November 04, 2007
OneGuyToRuleThemAll,

Angrymobleader has a knew video. You should watch your competition.
Keliiholokai89 | November 03, 2007
OMG no wonder u guys hated the Transformers movie, u guys are Haoles!(white peeps) Say wat u want, but i still tink dat Transformers was the best, okay! I dont even kno why you talking, u said u not even one real fan. Well at least i can say i grew up watching this cartoon and everything went perfect in making this movie real. U kno wat? Wen part two comes out, dont even bother watching it, i dont wanna hear all ur guys bitching. Besides i have Michael Bay as my fren on Myspace and i tell him everything u guys have to say, and he responds back.
1stEditionFilms | November 03, 2007
hey arent you going to continue with your Coltono Evolved serious?

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