everytime you masterbate chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face

next time your having a bad day imagine this:
youre a siamese twin
your brother attached to you is gay
your not
his date is coming over tonight
you only have one butt

some people are like slinkies....theyre really good for nothing
but they still bring a smile to your face when u push them down a flight of stairs

arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics
even if you win youre still retarted

i f*** on the first date

proud rider of the short bus

dont drink water the fish have sex in it


heres my friend code for
advanced wars days of ruin:
184812556928