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Poundland Special
by ashens
567,024 views
http://is.gd/2fDeZ Many hats full of thanks to Davydd Grimm for the twit-o-music. Video washed out and the audio loses sync a few minutes in - time to go back to my old camcorder methinks!
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Poundland Special 2
by ashens
606,225 views
You'll like what they do, 'cause everything's a pound in Poundland!
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Poundland Special 3
by ashens
728,378 views
I recorded this when I was ill, which in hindsight may not have been a good idea as my hands were shaking like a good 'un. Ho hum.
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Poundland Special 4
by ashens
445,841 views
http://is.gd/fwjKg is Endurance Gaming, the last episode of Ashen's Tech Dump. Which is a show we made for the BBC that made me very happy.
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Poundland Special 5: Boobees!
by ashens
475,385 views
Yet another Poundland Special! And this time we have Boobees. Which are fluorescent drinks with a built-in straw that you have to... suckle. Nice. Faintly tasting of a generic fruit flavor, you get exactly what you'd expect when you buy 6 for 99p. At least they provide an endless stream puerile double-entendres!
And some other top quality Poundland tat: the Michael Jackson King of Pop waterball. Poor old Michael Jackson, commemorated with a pair of battered shoes and the world's smallest microphone encased in a glass bauble for mutual protection.
Then I stumble through some Valentines Day "love crackers" complete with a red crown and duff joke, blatantly similar to those you'd thought you'd got rid of at Christmas.
And to cap it off - The return of Chef Excellence! Everyone's favourite embittered puppet with bad lipsync shows us a toast stamp. Hey, at least it keeps him off the streets.
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Poundland Food Special - Pizza Snack
by ashens
816,075 views
Can you feed yourself for only a pound a day? If the results of this video are anything to go by then the answer is a definite no.
I risked my health and stomach lining to bring you this horrifying slection of allegedly edible nastiness. First up are a pair of pizza snacks that manage to combine bread, cheese and tomato sauce into something truly horrifying - they frankly look like someone's already eaten them.
Pizza not your thing? Then how about some sugary treats that look like mutants and taste like rubber? Or a plastic cow that excretes jelly beans? No? There's no pleasing some people... Just be thankful YouTube haven't invented a smell emitting device yet.
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Poundland Girls' Toys Special (My Little Pony) | Ashens
by ashens
381,947 views
Boys can't have all the fun! And by "fun" I mean "crappy knock-off toys that nobody wants."
First up on our Poundland tour of girl's tat are a pair of cute little animals. One of which is likely to bite your arms off them chew on your torso. But hey, at least it has a little pink house!
Then THE HORROR appears. An evil we dare not speak the name of. I destroyed it for the good of all - but those who fight monsters should take care that they never become one. For when you stand and look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
Then we rustle up a fake My Little Pony. The cheapest way for a young girl to experience horse ownership without the negative aspects! (Such as the immense cost, the necessity of shovelling huge mounds of excrement, and having to shoot it in the head if it breaks a leg.)
Next: A fake thing. Kind of an iPad. Kind of an iPhone. Mostly neither. But it does come with genuine PenesamiG batteries and makes weird shireky noises, so that's OK then.
Finally: A sailboat with some funny writing on. Yes, I know that's not really relevant to the main idea. Think of it as one of those DVD extras which nobody watches!
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Poundland Special - X Factor Dinosaur | Ashens
by ashens
383,497 views
It starts off prehistoric, gets a bit musical then ends up medieval. Also there's a hat!
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Poundland Special: Train Set, Kinder Eggs | Ashens
by ashens
341,035 views
At last! An excuse to do Kinder Eggs! And some cheaper versions. And a train set. And some wrestling figures, as is traditional.
Deleted Scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMHLalyG2GQ
(And no, the Poundland staff do not recognise me. They have hundreds of customers every day and I only go in once a week.)
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Poundland Girls' Toys 2 (Fairytale Castle, Bridesmaid) | Ashens
by ashens
289,621 views
This video covers every toy that little girls might enjoy: Dangerously sharp Fairytale Castles inhabited by hollow, faceless spectres; Monstrously mutant bridesmaids which invoke armageddon; Fairies pretending to be mermaids; Microwave ovens big enough to cook a human head whilst spinning it at terrifying speed; Squishy hippos masquerading as ponies; And tiny warhorses who have taken serious physical damage.
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Easter Tat Special | Ashens
by ashens
360,112 views
And now, the first video that actually made me ill! I was sick for about an hour after filming. You can probably guess which product I blame...
So, what's on offer this Eastertide? Biscuits, jelly lollies, plenty of horrid 'mallows', egg-painting kits, DIY puppet sets, some vaguely chocolate egg-things, a bloody great Kinder surprise and some rings with boiled sugar stuck on them. Lovely.
And you get to see the hilarious japery that goes on behind the scenes! Ahaha! IT'S ANNOYING.
