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Misa sets herself up for complete failure when she is outmatched by L, with the assistance of Light's father.

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Original Script:
D: Who are you?
L: Hello, I am L.
D: L, the L?
L: Yes, I have just discovered that your son has been killing people using the Death Note.
D: You're joking, my son would never kill anyone.
L: He admitted it himself.
D: No...
L: This must be very difficult for you, but I'd like to ask that you allow me to take residence here till I can confirm there are no other Death Notes.
D: This is ridiculous, you make accusations about my own son, and now you want me to open my home to you?
L: I did research on you Mr. Yagami, you have a record that speaks highly of your respect for justice, if you set your emotions aside you too will understand the necessity of my presence.
D: WHERE IS MY GOD DAMN SON!?
L: The FBI has taken him into custody.
D: WHAT!!?
L: Please sit down Mr. Yagami.
D: If this is true, I cannot live with this shame! I must kill myself! *pulls gun out and puts it to his own head*
L: *lifts hand* Mr. Yagami, if you want to see justice served, you as an officer must assist me in this investigation.
D: *extremely uhappy facial expression*
L: Besides your wife and daughter wouldn't be happy with the task of cleaning your brain matter off the wall.
D: *looks off to the side*
L: I could make great use of your assistance on this case Mr. Yagami.
D: ...what would you have me do?
L: ...do you have any sweets?
D: *gasps*

*flip*
L: *thinking while holding death note with rubber gloves* Richard Donnigan's full name and time of death are written accurately, with his confession and this evidence, Light will be confined for some time.
S: Thanks for getting rid of that kid for me.
L: *slowly looks horrified*
S: *waves* Hi!
L: *stares horrified*
S: *looks to the side* You're making this kinda awkward, I just said thanks.
L: *thinks* Shi... Shinigami!?
S: *stares*
L: You're a Shinigami?
S: Right.
L: *thinks* He appeared right after I touched the book*
*light's phone rings*
L: I have to get that.
S: And I have a lot time to kill.
L: *answers and says nothing*
M: Light!? Hello?
L: *looks to the side still freaked* *mumbles into the phone*
S: What the hell are you doing?
L: *lifts one finger to indicate he knows what he's doing*
M: ...Light! You sound weird.
L: *coughs*
M: Oh you're sick! Sorry! Anyway, you said you have a Death Note? That's amazing because I found one too a few days ago! This is proof we're soul mates!
L: *eyes widen* Come over.
M: Haha! Your cold made your voice all funny!
L: *coughs*
M: Ok! I'll be right over.
L: Bring the boook.
M: Oh, if I do will you finally not act completely disinterested & borderline homosexual around me!?
L: *hangs up*
M: *looks at phone* Ha! Playing hard to get as usual Light!

*flip*
M: Light! I use the back door so no one saw me this time & I'm not wearing *****!
D: Misa, Light is in his room, you can go there to see him.
M: Oh gosh! Sorry you heard that! Hi Mr. Yagami!
D: *looks angrily off to the side* *thinks* Another killer like my son, you people make me sick.
M: You look angry, I promise I'm not some kind of blonde haired white skinned Japanese **** **** come true!
D: I'm fine, go ahead.
M: Light! Me love you long time!
M: *walks into lights room*
M: *looks over and see L*
L: *standing there ominously*
M: Well hi there danger stranger! I didn't realize this was going to be a three way or I would of brought the K...
D: *Yagami slams door*
M: *looks over at door* What's going on.
L: I'm working with Light on the Death Note.
M: Oh! Ok! Where's yours?
L: *lifts* Right here.
M: Crap! That looks nothing like mine!
L: What do you mean?
M: *lifts hers up, it looks retarded, she spells DETH NOWT*
L: ...do you know how to spell?
M: What!? It's not spelled right?
L: ...not even close.
M: OH! Must've been the stupid Shinobi.
L: The stupid... Shinobi...
M: Yeah silly! Light told me... I mean, I have one that shows up...
L: Shinobi are ninja that existed in feudal Japan.
S: *laughs* What a tool.
M: ...the Death Notes have ninjas?
D: *busts through door* You ruined my sons life!
L: Mr. Yagami, she's a fake.
M: What!? You take that back.
D: How do you know!?
M: I'm real, I can kill you right now see! *writes name down*
D: She's going to kill me!?!?! This is self defense *cocks weapon*
L: Relax, even if it were real, she can't spell.
M: Ha! Now we wait...
S: *laughs* I had no faith in humanity already but this is pushing it.
D: *stares at her intensely*
L: *looks off to the side*
M: ...and bang! You're dead!
D: *makes shocked noise*
L: *stares* This is getting pathetic.
D: *pats chest and then looks up*
M: ...you're all trying to **** me!!!
S: Oh my god she's dumb.
D: I'll escort her out.
L: That would be best.
S: *laughs hysterically*
M: Where's light!?
D: Shut up idiot.
M: RUDE! Show less