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I'm John. I'm taken by an amazing girl named Aliza. She's my cupcake (don't joke). I'm a Hokie and I love my Hokie football with a passion. I won't let myself die until we've won a national championship because my life won't be complete. I'm not the most exciting person you'll ever meet, but I think I eventually become pretty fun to be around. I enjoy doing extremely random things. I will never act my age. I like being different. I don't care what most of you think about me, at least not enough to change for you. I'm going blind. I'm not the person I want to be, and most likely never will be. I'm so funny, I make myself laugh. I hate it when people pretend to understand me, and I hate it even more when they actually think they do. I'm very low maintenance when it comes to keeping me entertained. I'm not confident in myself at all, and I suck at faking it. I'm easily pissed off, but most shit doesn't bother me, so it's more about which buttons to push, rather than how hard to push them. I love pop punk. I hate true punk rock. I'm not ambitious or even motivated. I don't talk that much, and when I do, I don't make eye contact, because chances are, I can't fucking see them. I would have nothing to look forward to in life if it weren't for Shigeru Miyamoto. I work out quite frequently. I don't really eat healthy at all. I'm angry on the inside. I'm sad on the outside. I can't drive (legally). I love basketball and think I can beat any of you at it. I'm a neat freak. I'm a perfectionist. I love my brother, Chris and my cousin, Liz (who is more like a sister). I like sleeping. I want to snowboard someday. I love math; it's the only thing in life that makes any sense and never changes. I like to play bass.