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10 Things I Hate About Vine

12,584 views 1 month ago
These are 10 things I hate about the popular, 6 second video sharing iPhone / Android app, Vine.

-----Lyrics:
1. Every feels the need to watch it more than once.
2. Josh Peck. He tries to rhyme a lot. And it freaks me out.
3. No usernames. You have to search for people's human names. What is this, Facebook in 2005?
4. The front camera was an afterthought. You couldn't use your freaking front camera when it first came out! This is a new era. Why would you ever think, eh, front camera's not that important. People will be more interested in filming other stuff in front of them anyway. Wrong sir. People are way more interested in filming themselves. It took me like a half an hour to compose this masterpiece. One because I kept dropping the phone on my face, but two because I had to use the stupid back camera!
5. People always start recording too early and then I hear the "Vine Director" say GO! before every clip! He doesn't even say action! Some director he is! I guess it actually makes sense though. You really should only say action if you're filming an action movie. Otherwise you should be like: "alright...horror," "sci-fi," if it's a documentary, be like "3, 2, 1...DOCUMENT!" Vlog: I just don't get it.
6. Freaking square. Why? This is a video, not an Instagram picture. You don't even have any sweet filters! Is this how movies are going to be in the future. I secretly hope so.
7. #FirstPost - Why don't you just write #ImANoob - Am I right? No?
8. 6 seconds. WHY SIX?! F*** that. If it's over 5, you round up. If it's less than 5, you round down. This is Kindergarden stuff, bro. 6 seconds just isn't enough time. Let's see how many times I can say "I hate Vine" in a Vine. NOT EVEN ONCE. I talk really slow when I'm being serious.
9. Everyone else seems to love it so much and I just can't get any enjoyment *cry*
10. What? That was only 9? It's okay, Vine. I know how much you like your obscure numbers.

Which do YOU prefer? Vine or Instagram video? Let me know :D

-----All My Links!
Main Channel » http://youtube.com/lonnie
Twitter » http://twitter.com/lonnie
Facebook » http://on.fb.me/LONNIE
Instagram » http://instagram.com/lonnie
Tumblr » http://lonnie.me

Thanks for watching my "10 Things I Hate About Vine" video! :)

Tags: lonnie, randall, dos, lonniedos, 10, ten, things, i, hate, about, vine, "10 things I hate about Vine", app, application, iphone, "ipod touch", iPad, android, ios, "vine app", video, videos, funny, instagram
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These are 10 things I hate about the popular, 6 second video sharing iPhone / Android app, Vine.

-----Lyrics:
1. Every feels the need to watch it more than once.
2. Josh Peck. He tries to rhyme a lot. And it freaks me out.
3. No usernames. You have to search for people's human names. What is this, Facebook in 2005?
4. The front camera was an afterthought. You couldn't use your freaking front camera when it first came out! This is a new era. Why would you ever think, eh, front camera's not that important. People will be more interested in filming other stuff in front of them anyway. Wrong sir. People are way more interested in filming themselves. It took me like a half an hour to compose this masterpiece. One because I kept dropping the phone on my face, but two because I had to use the stupid back camera!
5. People always start recording too early and then I hear the "Vine Director" say GO! before every clip! He doesn't even say action! Some director he is! I guess it actually makes sense though. You really should only say action if you're filming an action movie. Otherwise you should be like: "alright...horror," "sci-fi," if it's a documentary, be like "3, 2, 1...DOCUMENT!" Vlog: I just don't get it.
6. Freaking square. Why? This is a video, not an Instagram picture. You don't even have any sweet filters! Is this how movies are going to be in the future. I secretly hope so.
7. #FirstPost - Why don't you just write #ImANoob - Am I right? No?
8. 6 seconds. WHY SIX?! F*** that. If it's over 5, you round up. If it's less than 5, you round down. This is Kindergarden stuff, bro. 6 seconds just isn't enough time. Let's see how many times I can say "I hate Vine" in a Vine. NOT EVEN ONCE. I talk really slow when I'm being serious.
9. Everyone else seems to love it so much and I just can't get any enjoyment *cry*
10. What? That was only 9? It's okay, Vine. I know how much you like your obscure numbers.

Which do YOU prefer? Vine or Instagram video? Let me know :D

-----All My Links!
Main Channel » http://youtube.com/lonnie
Twitter » http://twitter.com/lonnie
Facebook » http://on.fb.me/LONNIE
Instagram » http://instagram.com/lonnie
Tumblr » http://lonnie.me

Thanks for watching my "10 Things I Hate About Vine" video! :)

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