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New photos show that the aging heartthrob has transitioned gracefully into a handsome mass of fabric and ornate bangles.

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Expressing both joy and astonishment, 55-year-old accountant Jacob Reynolds confirmed Wednesday that a recent rendezvous with a prostitute had left him completely and utterly satisfied on an emotional level.

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The unstoppable mega-hit "Smooth" by Santana featuring Rob Thomas continued its unstoppable Grammy streak, picking up awards in every major category.

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