everytime you masterbate chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face
next time your having a bad day imagine this:
youre a siamese twin
your brother attached to you is gay
your not
his date is coming over tonight
you only have one butt
some people are like slinkies....theyre really good for nothing
but they still bring a smile to your face when u push them down a flight of stairs
arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics
even if you win youre still retarted
dont drink water the fish have sex in it
everytime you masterbate chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face
next time your having a bad day imagine this:
youre a siamese twin
your brother attached to you is gay
your not
his date is coming over tonight
you only have one butt
some ...