ROTFLMAO THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!!

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty, even the mouse. Mom's at the whore house, and Dad's smokin' grass, and I just settled down for a nice piece of ass. When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter, I went outside to see what was the matter. Out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew at that moment it must be Saint Nick. He came out the chiminey like a bat out of hell, I knew at that moment that fucker had fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He went up the chiminy with just one fart, I knew right then he blew my chiminy apart. He got onto his sleigh and rode off out of sight saying fuck you all and have a good night!

Mess with my peeps and you die!!

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███ 20% Cold
████ 30% Ruthless
█████ 40% Caring
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█████████████ 100% Kick your ass