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Calamine really gets Robbie going with some slugs, mashed potatoes, and hard chairs. Such hard, hard, cushioned chairs.

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Just remade the trailer for my 2007 School of Visual Arts thesis film. Written & Directed by Robbie Banfitch Cinematography by Robert Carnevale Starring Connie Renda, Burnadair Lipscomb-Hunt, and Carina Banfitch. Produce...

Valentine's Day is fast approaching, so why not send flowers to yourself in the hospital room while battling bacteria?

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I'm in the hospital. What better time than now to make a morphine-induced prank phone call to a hair salon?

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*This is a REUPLOAD, as Youtube removed the video in error. I put my utmost attention and focus into this interview with my friend Ethan and his friend Mikey.

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Watch and listen as Calamine takes on a sensual call and pleases her clients. #1 of a new series!

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Judy wants to know if her Thanksgiving turkey was killed in a humane fashion!

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A classy, dignified approach to carving pumpkins on Halloween. My skills will help straight and LGBT people equally

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This third installment of Hot Tips finds Grandma answering some pretty pressing questions about fidelity, married men, and the family unit.

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OOPS, JPMETZ, CMaddoxBiitch and soundlyawake took over Robbie's channel.

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In this riveting film review, I discuss How to Deal and Drop Dead Gorgeous and their relevance to the human condition.

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In this optimistic followup to "Gay Bar Rejection Tutorial" we learn how to get rejected with class and style on an actual date. Wear the right outfit, lean in for a kiss, and get ready for regret.

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Episode 2 deals with the dilemma of picking up men in a bar setting. Granny has some great tips on how to look fabulous while sitting on a barstool, all the while attracting a handsome suitor.

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Welcome to this exciting new series in which my Grandma gives dating and romance tips! Episode One asks the question, "When is the right time in a relationship to make love?"

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You're invited. Meet us at Wix Lounge in NYC on Friday, May 4th for Jennifer's art opening. "Plug It" is a new series dedicated to plugging my pretentious friends and their various hobbies. In this case, my old college c...

I'm in a movie. Help my friend fund it. Seriously, he's kind of brilliant.

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Watch as my heathen Grandmother defends homosexuality in a vile display of anti-Christian propaganda.

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It's been seven months since Sometipsforlife,, Jpmetz,, and Soundlyawake have seen each other. You're invited as a lovely, tender reunion takes place!

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