The Rambling, Gaming Dude

Poetry isn't your thing, 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006. Just stop before someone gets hurt. Well, physically. Because you just hurt the psyches of thousands of people just by clicking the upload button.

Warning: This fanfiction may contain trace amounts of time travel.

If you're willing to offend two of your senses with this drivel instead of just one, you can read chapter 5 right there:

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It's not a legendary, it doesn't have a catch rate of 3, but Volcarona is still frustrating to catch. Make absolutely sure to bring Dusk Balls at nighttime, and if your sleeper dies... keep it dead. I know it seems counter...

If you thought we hit rock bottom with chapter 3... well, you're probably still right, but we didn't make any headway back up with this, that's for sure. And of course it's the self-insert that has to ruin everything. Has ...

The Royal Unova is vastly different from any other ship areas in the series, since this one features a PUZZLE! Not just a fetch quest like "go find the old guy's granddaughter" or some asinine crap like that, but one that ...

What was going on inside that girl's head when she wrote this? It can't possibly be for real, can it?

Now that everything's properly set up, it's time to see exactly why this fanfiction is as putrid as its reputation suggests!

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Today, the end of Challenger's Cave, the end of my Metroid Prime 2 LPing hopes, and the end of Deoxys-LG's stint in OU!

That trainer in Challenger's Cave is really as nasty as they say. It's definitely tougher than anything I fought in the sports domes. Thank Arceus for these few extra levels, huh?

It's also story time, the story of how I ...

Everyone yelled "your fanfiction sucks, don't write anything anymore", except 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 who was too busy cutting her wrists.

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Good to see Gorm is still a child at heart, even though he looooooves being a walking, talking fortune cookie. Also, Telepathy Musharna still sucks, I'm too reliant on Tyranitar, and... I pass up an opportunity to make a r...

Today, I'm giving you something different, as I tackle and nitpick on a terrible fanfiction that's sometimes said to be the My Immortal of Metroid and progressively go insane as the chapters, err, I mean paragraphs, no, I ...

Duuuuuude, I have dreams to spare. Wanna toke?

Today: a roundup of everything about Sylveon, fact and speculation alike!

Finally, progress, and lots of it! Not only do I do half of the Plasma sage scavenger hunt in this video alone (if only by the amount of sages), but I also find an item I have coveted for a while...

Steamroller is the best move in the game. It's not me saying it, but the jokers at Gamefreak. Okay, so my logic is a stretch, but tell me you would put it past them. As long as Gonad is on the payroll, nothing is safe!

Oh...

I really have to start remembering that unlike Lilligant, Whimsicott can actually attack with something else than Grass moves. (I mean, this is the Pokémon that attacks so little, even with Grass moves, human players don't...

Endure spam = new metagame! Seriously, why do they keep defying the counter instead of, you know, trying to get a few licks in? Of course Fighting-types with sets this bad won't do much to a Dragonite, but I would've figur...

Or how to throw away a perfectly good chance at getting a rare kill on a Pokémon of mine. Seriously, what was the AI thinking?

I'm sure all of you are getting some enjoyment out of seeing my Pokémon taking such beatings repetitively. It definitely is an unfamiliar sight, but the post-game balance in this game is either broken or perfect, depending...

Three minutes of footage recorded early last week, followed by a lot of struggling against regular trainers - AFTER a neverending grinding session! Yeah, this post-game is pretty broken.

In today's episode, Stephen Harper decides he's had enough of pennies, and sends Mario off to collect every last copy of that cumbersome copper-coated crap in the country! At least this is what it looks like considering wh...

This ain't your daddy's Nimbus Land! Shy Guys with an insatiable bloodlust, awful camera angles, suicidal red coin locations and nonsensical Whomp pathing... the place has changed a lot, hasn't it?

Today, we collect a whole bunch of coins in Bob-Omb Islands, then go off to look for fancy headwear! Still no deaths however, though I do come close once...

Lots of Pokémon catching in this one, as we get ready for the post-game! We also gain a foothold into the White Forest and Undella Town, which is critical for grinding purposes, and turns out to be necessary to get a Prism...

Those Sinnoh jerkwads are bent on making my life miserable... they're hunting me down all the way to Unova! Looker says Alder recommended me to him... I'm going to have to talk to him next time I meet him. And by "talk to ...

Now I'm making you cry like a G-Cis, like a G-Cis, like a G-Cis...

Though I may have cried a bit myself. How did I not notice Jellicent's defense being lowered? Too focused on my HP and calculating whether I could take an...