CarniK Con

Carnivorous Kinetic Concepts is an industry leading defense article test and evaluation group as well as a rapid concept developer in the fields of arms, survivability and sexy bad-assness. When evaluating a new piece of equipment we ask the tough questions that the other guys just breeze right over. Questions like:

-What does it taste like?

-Will a cat fit inside it?

-Will IT fit inside of ME?

-How would this look spray painted red white and blue?

If you love America, science, beautiful large-breasted women and guns, you've come to the right place! You'll find three out of four of those right here on CarniK-Con!

-Carnivorous Kinetic Concepts

-Testimonials-

"Finally a gun channel for me!" George Flemme -Dover, DE -Circus Clown

"I don't really get it, but I love it." Wilson Moore -Houston, TX -Unemployed

"I don't always watch shows featuring assault rifles, but when I do , I prefer CarniK Con." Barack Obama -Washington D.C. -President of the United States of America