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Name:
Ben
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Age:
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Joined:
October 15, 2006
Last Visit Date:
14 hours ago
Subscribers:
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Webcams proposal 400
Characters A B C D

A
Hey, so when you die, do you think its possible to come back as a common earth worm?

B
No thats it! You had your time on earth, no second chances.

C
Coming back as a common earth worm isnt what I would call a second chance.

A
Oh I dont know. What if you had been a common old garden variety axe murderer your whole life? It might be a great chance to give back to the earth.

B
Yeah and to all those who fell to your axe!

C
You say common old garden variety axe murderer like its a respected profession, like a baker or electrician.

A
Well I just thought it was a colourful way to say it. Its not like I AM ONE, or anything!

B
Just how common are axe murderers anyway?!

A
Knowing my luck Ill come back as an inanimate object, like a wooden kitchen chair.

B
I told you it never has happened and it never will happen!

C
So do you have proof?

A
Yeah so how would you know Mr Smarty Pants!?

B
Well no one as yet has told me they have lived in another life.

A
Totally because they know you wont believe them.

C
Yeah well I have!

B
Oh come on! Youre just saying that to provide an argument.

A
Ha see! You dont believe him/her!

B
Oh come on youre totally planting the seed of some imaginary proof.

C
It doesnt matter if you dont believe me anyway.

A
So who or what were you?

B
Oh really!? If it was at all possible, you wouldnt take on the form of an inanimate object. Totally absurd!

C
I didnt live for long. I was the Titanic.

B
Oh dude, you didnt live at all!!

A
Tell that to all the people who sank with him/her. (changes tone) Im totally blown away!

B
Well the Titanic sank late on the night of April 14, 1912. Thats at least 98 years ago, give or take a few days. And you are clearly nowhere near 98 years old. So what did you do in the years in between sinking and being re born Einstein?

C
I floated around in the vortex between life and death, before finally settling on this life.

A
Whats it like in the vortex?

B
Youve really fallen for this story, hook, line and sinker, havent you?!

D
You dont need to fall for it! Its totally true. I was born yesterday and before that I was the captain of the Titanic.

Oh boy this is absurd! Another re born!? The desire to stop talking to you guys has been born. (turns off cam)

C
Oh captain of originality!

D
I know right?! High five for sailing the high seas of make believe. (smiling)

C
Back at ya! (smiling)

A
You mean you guys were faking it? There is no vortex?!

C
Oh come on! Come down to reality Peter Pan.
And so on...........................
Hometown:
Canberra Australia.
Country:
Sweden
Occupation:
Horticulturist
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Channel Comments (368)
MrAdrianmarin (1 week ago)
Thanks for your friendship. With Respect Adrian M
audionautix (1 week ago)
Thank you for casting me in webcams 19. It was really a blast.
BreakingImpulse (2 weeks ago)
your welcome
Gragham77 (2 weeks ago)
Thanks for subscribing! Your last vid brought an interesting point... and it has a helluvan intro.
garrethdavis (2 weeks ago)
thank you
noswonky (3 weeks ago)
Thanks for subscribing.
AngloBaptist (3 weeks ago)
It is quite intentional!
jewelchic (1 month ago)
Hey you-of course I know you!!! Sometimes it's hard to get names and You tube names together!!! LOL-loved your video-love Megan xxx
Jordmate (1 month ago)
WEBCAMS (17) - Nazi Cubicle Zombies and the First Amendment video shows are great! Excellent post Ben
marywinmusic (1 month ago)
Dear Ben, please post your Bee video as a vid-response to my original video of "Suddenly". Your footage was indeed touching and I wish everyone treats bees with such respect. warm regards, Mary :-)
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