I raid the world with my fail.

I sit around all day and stare at a screen.

Here's how to give a 16 year old British teen the sex talk:

[3:22:04 PM] Sunday Bucket: Liam

[3:22:07 PM] Sunday Bucket: It's time.

[3:22:15 PM] Sunday Bucket: Sunday Bucket puts on top hat and monocle

[3:22:24 PM] Sunday Bucket: It's time for that one talk.

[3:22:29 PM] Sunday Bucket: The birds and the bees.

[3:22:58 PM] Liam: Back, Wha?

[3:23:33 PM] Sunday Bucket: When a male sees a female with large breasts his penis enlargens. That is called a boner. When the female spots the big bump down below, also called an erection, she becomes horny and the guy jizzes in his pants. The woman and man come together to satisfy their sexual cravings. They go into a bed, a bathroom, or anywhere availible to have a thing called sex. The female or the male, whichever goes on top of the depending who is dominant over the other. If the male is on top, the penis is inserted into the vagina which allows little squiggly like things called sperm. Sperm make their way to the egg to fertilize it. If the female is on top, the vagina goes over the penis. Either way the sperm gets inside somehow. After a long period of time of moaning coming from the woman, they stop. A few months later they figure the female is pregnant. This makes the female very moody, her breasts and stomach enlargen as the baby developes. After about 9 months the offspring is born.

[3:24:45 PM] Liam: ...

[3:24:51 PM] Liam: Don't even...

[3:25:24 PM] Sunday Bucket: I'm sorry. It had to be said sooner or later.

[3:27:19 PM] Liam: Yes thanks, if I didn't have an idea way you were about to say, you could have killed my innocence

[3:28:01 PM] Sunday Bucket: Now you know not have sex at a young age.

[3:28:26 PM | Edited 3:28:58 PM] Sunday Bucket: I don't want you impreganting a young girl.

[3:28:33 PM] Sunday Bucket: You'll both end up on Teen Mom.

[3:28:42 PM] Liam: I already knew, that I would never have sex

[3:29:03 PM] Sunday Bucket: Good boy.

[3:29:41 PM] Liam: Not that I wouldn't, just, no girl would xD

[6:03:34 PM] Tara: misty the ejaculation part is wrong

[6:03:38 PM] Tara: in the beginning

[6:03:46 PM] Tara: he does not

[6:03:48 PM] Tara: ejaculate

[6:03:52 PM] Tara: until they derp their herps

Then a 12 year old corrects my teachings.

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