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Name:
Lasse
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Style:
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Age:
26
Joined:
May 8, 2006
Last Visit Date:
2 weeks ago
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I wanna thank all you people giving me so much great feedback and beautiful messages! You really keep me alive, seriously!! THANK YOU, and sorry if I don't reply everybody, ok?
About Me:
 
I'm a poor animator, money wise. So if you are a good musician, I can make a bad ass music video for you for cash!

Even if I want to or not, I'm constantly trying to figure out why things are. I'd like to know what the hell we're doing here. I want to know why the world exists. Why do I care about such stuff? Because I have a human brain! So do you! Use it!

Then again, sometimes, I just think the meaning of life is not to think about the meaning of life.

The world is actually a wonderful place, and we should feel extremely honored for being able to live in it. No, I'm not talking about God, or Allah or Vishnu or Santa Claus here, but the mere fact that we are here. The improbabilities of our existence are nearly impossible to explain, but what is easy to explain though, is why it sucks. The world itself is superb! We're not..

We have the power to mold the world exactly how we'd like it to be, and sadly, instead of building playgrounds, we're making battlefields. We're doing so many things that makes life completely unnecessarily hard to live through. a
Above all is the perverse exploitation of power, as in religion and consumerism; two things that have done nearly nothing for us, other than deceiving people into living unfulfilled lives. All in all, these, and most other cruel aspects about life, can be narrowed down to one thing, which is greed.

In order to be good, you have to be so to another being. In other words, not greedy. A four year old kid can explain simple logic like that, so why the fuck is it so hard for adults to understand?!!

We can all contribute to a positive change in the world, and the first and easiest thing to do is STOP BUYING UNNECESSARY SHIT! Shop carefully and respectfully. Invest in renewable energy. Do some research and stop supporting huge harmful corporations like Coca-Cola and McDonald's. Buy cheap clothes and natrual healthy food. Stop supporting the meat industry. Start boycotting, because in this consumer world the right to decide what to and not to buy is one of the only freedoms we have left. Don't watch TV. Download torrents instead! Don't listen to commercials. Look up news from different sources, and never forget to think for yourselves!

And now..

TO ALL ADVERTISEMENT COMPANIES:

Before contacting me about using my work in advertisement or wanting me to work for you, please read this first:

A long time ago I promised myself never to do commercials. That's because I don't think it's right to push, usually unnecessary, products on fellow human beings. I'm not very fond of advertisement because I think it's fucking annoying, and in my eyes a cruel and irresponsible way of marketing. If you marketing people haven't thought through what you're doing before, I'll try to make it clear:

Advertisement is basically doing two things:

1) It keeps the fat monster called consumerism alive. A man made invisible entity that's slowly eating the souls of human beings, making them greedy, unfair, ignorant and dumb, that in the longer run leads to poverty and hate, that again leads to suffering, violence, death and war. It also leads to excessive exploitation of the natural resources, WHICH BY THE WAY WE ALL HAVE THE RIGHT TO OWN, that again leads to unnecessary pollution, all of which will eventually have one outcome: The fall of mankind.

2) Making some people unnecessarily rich.

So, if you have just a tiny little portion of dignity in your heart, stop making this world even shittier than it already is, and do something useful and helpful instead! If your unable to do so, please, for loves sake; KILL YOURSELF!

In addition to this, I do consider myself an artist, with a conscience and a soul! I will not use my (so called) talents to promote consumerism goddammit!! I'd rather suck dick for money, knowing that I wasn't responsible for any of the things I've described above..

So if you ask me to do a commercial, you're offending me, and if you steal my ideas, like some advertisement companies have already done, I sincerely hope that you'll get some kind of horrible decease so that you'll slowly die in front of your crying families, shitting and pissing yourself as you're being sent into the next dimension, while everything is being filmed and put here on youtube, so that we all can celebrate that there's one less waste of human flesh in this world.

Ahem, ok, sorry kids, I am one of Bill Hicks goat-children. 'More father, moooore..'
Hometown:
Larvik
Country:
Norway
Occupation:
Bum
Schools:
for FOOLS..
Interests:
My right hand, my computer, philosophizing, video making, film directing, music composing, animating, being creative, music, movies, games, knowledge, documentaries, porn, sleeping, dreaming, tripping, drinking, smoking, loving, hating, being a human being.. Check out my TOTALLY OPEN Facebook for my favourite people, movies, music and so on: http://www.facebook.com/lassegg
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lassegg commented on Obama til Oslo i Lasses perspektiv (1 week ago)
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lassegg commented on Obama til Oslo i Lasses perspektiv (1 week ago)
"@kremen78 Takk for virkelig konstruktiv kritikk! Ja, den er litt over-the-top på mobbefronten.. Jeg ser det nå. Jeg tror det var fordi det ofte føl..."   more
 
 
lassegg commented on EMINEM BRISK SUPER BOWL AD, TASTEFUL OR CHEESY? (2 weeks ago)
"Wonder how much money he got from this commercial he didn't do.."
 
Channel Comments (9284)
2akl2 (17 hours ago)
Du lager veldig rørende filmer. Godt jobba!
ProSkillGamerz1337 (21 hours ago)
co za asy
jendebchris10 (6 days ago)
thats awesome!!!
ZickFingerboards (1 week ago)
vi behöver en video!
miniangel619 (1 week ago)
dude ur videos r awesome and so cruel at the same time lol i don't know why i like theme;  any way please sub in my page ;)
TheGames55 (1 week ago)
Du må lage flere vid.
homemlama (1 week ago)
Hello, Lasse! I'm a big fan of your work, I really enjoy all your videos. A friend of mine got a band in Germany called Szanaterria, it is a rock band. Maybe you could check them out for a rock song for a video? See ya around, mate!

best regards from Brazil!
UGKisback (1 week ago)
ppleeassee make a new video! We don't care if it's in norwegian! :D
rainscratch (1 week ago)
Consoul is a work of inspired genius. Thank you Lasse.
curtsphobias (1 week ago)
Lassegg you rock dude! :)
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