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Name:
Jesus
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Joined:
Oct 29, 2007
Latest Activity:
20 hours ago
Christ is coming, and so am I.
About Me:
Round and round they sped.
I was disturbed at this;
I accosted the man.
"It is futile," I said,
"You can never -- "
"You lie," he cried,
And ran on.
- Stephen Crane
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FAQ:
PC Specs:
Dell Studio XPS 8100
Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit
1TB internal hard drive
1.5TB Western Digital external drive
Intel i5 (4 CPUs @ 3.20GHz)
8GB DDR3 RAM
NVIDIA GeForce GT 220 w/ 1GB RAM
Video games are not currently a large enough part of my life to warrant building a new PC. That may change, but at present, that's where it stands.
Q: What are you working on?
A: http://tinyurl.com/Obviousl...
Q: Do you read messages?
A: I read all messages, but I do not reply to many. Sometimes people write me long, heartfelt messages and, as much as I would like to respond, I often don't know what to say to something so admirable and honest. If you have written me such a message or any message of support, know this: I am glad you enjoy my videos as much as I enjoy making them.
Q: What do you use to record/edit your gameplay?
A: I capture with an HD PVR (consoles) or DXTORY (PC) and edit in Sony Vegas.
Q: What are your Vegas render settings?
A: http://min.us/mvnI935
Q: What's your K/D?
A: Technically 1-0 is a better K/D than 200-1. Based on this, I have concluded that K/D is stupid and not a good measure of skill.
Q: What sensitivity do you play on?
A: Whatever the fuck I feel like, why do you care?
Q: Will you upload my video?
A: Nope.
Q: Can I add you on Xbox Live/PSN/Steam?
A: No.
Q: Will you recommend me to Machinima?
A: No.
Q: Will you box-for-box me?
A: No.
Q: Will you give me a shoutout?
A: No.
Q: You blocked me for no reason!
A: If you feel you've been blocked in error, contact me on Twitter.
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Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/#!/...
Twitter:
http://www.twitter.com/Obvi...
Formspring:
http://www.formspring.me/Ob...
Podcast:
http://obviouslyjesus.podbe...
Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/g...
Tumblr:
http://obviouslyjesus.tumbl...
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MUSICAL AND GRAPHICAL CREDITS:
Channel background/banner by Deist: http://www.youtube.com/ItsD...
Animated intro by James Cunningham:
http://www.youtube.com/user...
Some music by Ghost Canvas/Not I, Said the Walrus:
http://ghostcanvas.bandcamp...
http://girlchameleon.bandca...
Other music provided by Incompetech:
http://incompetech.com/
Country:
United States
Movies:
Miller's Crossing, Fight Club, Dr. Strangelove, The Jerk, Star Wars, Young Frankenstein, Memento, Full Metal Jacket, The Usual Suspects, Forrest Gump(1994), American History X, The Hangover, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Favors, Get Him to the Greek, Gangs of New York
Music:
Pink Floyd, Radiohead, Muse, Jethro Tull, The Who, Weezer, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Portugal. The Man, Arctic Monkeys, Billy Joel, RUSH, Suede, Queen, The Beatles, The Doors, Modest Mouse, Phil Collins, Pearl Jam, Coldplay, Jimi Hendrix, The Rolling Stones, Kaiser Chiefs, The Killers, Dire Straits, Electric Six, David Bowie, Genesis, Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Books:
The Fountainhead, Notes from Underground, A Happy Death, The Stranger, The Third Policeman, Brave New World, Fight Club, Childhood's End, Ubik, The Penultimate Truth, VALIS, The Metamorphosis, Beyond Good and Evil, Nausea, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, World War Z, Foundation, Alone Against Tomorrow, Huis Clos
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